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January 25, 2010


How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb??

1. Rottweiler: Make me.

2. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
3. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
4. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh?

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier : I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture!

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We don't need no stinking light bulb.'

12. Greyhound/Saluki: It isn't moving. Who cares?

13. Heeler/Australian Cattle Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
14. Poodle..I will just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he will do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house my nails will be dry.

How many Cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: 'How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?' WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
(From the Internet)


  1. Purrrrfect! We love it! This was fun Mistaya, you have a great sense of humor. Say hi to Catsister for us.

    Purrs and Hugs,
    Cindi Lou

  2. Great one!!
    For some reason I thought of you (well really your MOM) when I saw this site.
    Maybe it's because the black puppy with the pacifier is my favorite.

  3. HI Cindi Lou, I told Catsister you said Hello and I think I heard her purr! Hugs and wags, Mistaya

  4. TC..I went to that site and M.O.M. said that picture sure did look like me. She said something about the look of the eyes! Hugs and wags, Mistaya

  5. AMEN!!!! TO the Cat-a-tude....why do any job that can be delegated!!!!
    I love the poodles answer too.
    What a cute post I love it.
    Where do you find these?
    Madi and Mom

  6. Wonderful!! It's funny because it's true! :)

  7. Madi, many of my friends know M.O.M. have a blog about animals so whenever they recieve emails about animals they always forward them on to us. So then we can post them to share thsem with you. Hugs and wags, Mistaya

  8. Yes JackDaddy, I too, know it's true! Hugs and wags, Mistaya


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